Nerds always end up using their innate talents to make lots of money. His particular talent was being really loud and annoying.
Actually, according to Wikipedia, the banshee's wail was supposed to herald the death of a family member or loved one, not necessarily cause it.
Airdrop Billy Mays onto the al-Qaeda stronghold in Pakistan...they'll surrender because Guantánamo Bay is a pleasure resort compared to hearing that idiot talk.
Got confused for a second, though you were bagging the guy from top gear out (but realsed that is James May)....so all is well Does this guy like sell stuff (i have no idea of who he is, but im assuming im lucky not too).
Nooo! Don'y any of you understand?? There is more than one of them. In the UK we have "Barry Scott", who serves essentially the same purpose (general annoyance of the population). If you really want to end this, you'll have to take them all out simultaneously.
Whenever I see a Billy Mays commercial I yell, "I CANNOT MODULATE MY VOICE!!" "SNL" viewers should get that...
Yes. I'm currently marshalling my undead army for their destruction. Them and David Blaine. I hate that guy.
He's a "magician". But really all he does is stupid stunts. Like, he sealed himself in a glass box, suspended over the Thames, for 44 days without any food. And more recently hung upside down for 60 hours. David Blaine
Precisely. I loved his stunt in London though. People turned up to jeer him. The best was the guy who strapped a big mac to a remote controlled helicopter, and flew it around the box.
I am so sick, but when I read this...I laughed my ass off. I am still coughing from the uncontrollable laughter. I don't think anything has made me laugh this hard in a long time. And yes, that guy needs to be put out of his misery. Cog, I swear, I will never watch him on TV again and not think of how he gets on your last nerve. LOL!