Billy Mays Must Die!!!!

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  1. The Freshmaker

    The Freshmaker <insert obscure pop culture reference> Contributor

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    Nerds always end up using their innate talents to make lots of money. His particular talent was being really loud and annoying.
     
  2. Rumpole40k

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    And what species is he?

    (Once again, Cog knows a lot about him. <_<)
     
  3. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I don't know for certain.

    Isn't the Banshee supposed to be able to kill with its voice?
     
  4. Torana

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    I thought that too....
     
  5. Rumpole40k

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    Great minds and such .... oh I am just begging for the neg. rep. lol.
     
  6. The Freshmaker

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    Actually, according to Wikipedia, the banshee's wail was supposed to herald the death of a family member or loved one, not necessarily cause it.
     
  7. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Nah - I have MUCH more creative ways of taking revenge...
     
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    LOL.. Okay good night all and thanks for the laughs.
     
  9. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Sleep peacefully, Rumpole. Feel safe...
    Bwahahaha
     
  10. NaCl

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    Airdrop Billy Mays onto the al-Qaeda stronghold in Pakistan...they'll surrender because Guantánamo Bay is a pleasure resort compared to hearing that idiot talk.
     
  11. Speedy

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    Got confused for a second, though you were bagging the guy from top gear out (but realsed that is James May)....so all is well

    Does this guy like sell stuff (i have no idea of who he is, but im assuming im lucky not too).
     
  12. Banzai

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    Nooo! Don'y any of you understand?? There is more than one of them. In the UK we have "Barry Scott", who serves essentially the same purpose (general annoyance of the population). If you really want to end this, you'll have to take them all out simultaneously.
     
  13. tehuti88

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    Whenever I see a Billy Mays commercial I yell, "I CANNOT MODULATE MY VOICE!!"

    "SNL" viewers should get that...
     
  14. Banzai

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    Barry Scott.
     
  15. Lucy E.

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    No, but a mandrake does :)
     
  17. Nilfiry

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    Umm...rofl? All this bashing.... Am I the only one that has no problem with...er...them?
     
  18. Banzai

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    Yes. I'm currently marshalling my undead army for their destruction. Them and David Blaine. I hate that guy.
     
  19. Nilfiry

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    I've heard of the first two, but who's David Blaine?
     
  20. Banzai

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    He's a "magician". But really all he does is stupid stunts. Like, he sealed himself in a glass box, suspended over the Thames, for 44 days without any food. And more recently hung upside down for 60 hours.

    David Blaine
     
  21. Lucy E.

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    Why? That's not magic, that's stupidity.
     
  22. Banzai

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    Precisely. I loved his stunt in London though. People turned up to jeer him. The best was the guy who strapped a big mac to a remote controlled helicopter, and flew it around the box.
     
  23. Nilfiry

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    Oh, that guy. I've heard of him somewhere. Meh, he'll destroy himself with his stunts soon enough.
     
  24. Banzai

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    Not if my undead army gets him first.
     
  25. ChimmyBear

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    I am so sick, but when I read this...I laughed my ass off. I am still coughing from the uncontrollable laughter. I don't think anything has made me laugh this hard in a long time.

    And yes, that guy needs to be put out of his misery. Cog, I swear, I will never watch him on TV again and not think of how he gets on your last nerve. ;) LOL!
     

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