Books we will never read

When I Was Young:by: Micheal Jackson

 

Motherhood - Brittany Spears

 

How to be a classy lady-roseanne barr

 

Embrace Your Skin Colour- Michael Jackson

Followed up by a preview of "Paedophile and Proud."

 

Signs of Compassion by Richard "Dick" Cheney

 

Can't Stop Smiling by: Osama Bin Laden

 

How To Charm A Lady - Chopper Read

 

The Jeffery Dalmer cookbook -Hannable Lecter

How to look hot a be sexy -Richard Simmons

Ten websites that will get you noticed by homeland security -Dick Cheney

 

The potatoe patch -Vice president Quail

 

How to Land Mr. Right By Andrea Dworkin

 

Coming out of the closet By: R.Kelley

 

The Guide to Proper English by George Dubbyah Bush

How to Fail Computer Class by Bill Gates

How to REALLY bring Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake

 

"Look, I Really Totally Completely Honestly Swear I Absolutely Most Certainly Did Not Do It......Kind Of," by OJ Simpson.

 

How to Shoot a Quail in Close Range by Dick Cheney

 

I Didn't Do It,Well..maybe By: Michael Jackson

 

How to hide a mental breakdown-britenay spears

 

The Joys of Fatherhood by Howard K. Stern

 

Peasant Hunting for Dummies (A Guide For The Rest Of Us!) by Dick Cheney.

 

How DNA Has Shaped My Afterlife by Anna Nicole Smith

 

Anything ranging from 1-500 pages and written by Stephan Harper, Tony Blair and George Bush as a trio.

No offense. It's only politics.

 

Hey Stephen Harper is writing a fairly lengthy book right now.




Ok its about hockey, but its still a book.

 

101 tips on choosing a plastic surgeon - Michael Jackson.

Social Interaction for Dummies - Jimmy the Hermit.

Going bald in one easy step - Brittney Spears.

 

On death and dying,

 

Food is for dummies-nicole ritchie

Showing your bones is so totally in!-mary-kate olsen

 

How to have babies