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    Boring Books

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Tenderiser, Mar 22, 2016.

    I'm enjoying the #BoringBooks feed on Twitter. Change the title of a famous book to make it as boring as possible.

    I'll start: Memoirs of a Gate
     
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    :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh: oh @Tenderiser thank you for this thread!!!
     
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    And of course, Thomas Harris' classic Silence Of The Blands
     
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