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Discussion in 'Word games' started by Yarnillah, Dec 27, 2009.

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  1. CharlieVer

    CharlieVer Contributor Contributor

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    I'm a Gemini on the cusp of Taurus. I'm two men riding on a bull... much more formidable than a mere horseman... :)
     
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    I'm Aquarius. Water. Nothing can live without water. So, you would all die without me. Hence I control life and exsitence!
     
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    I’m the cosmic dump truck that spilled toxic waste into the water
     
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    ::Whew!!::

    It's a good thing that my superior expertise in chemistry and microbiology has found a way to transform all toxic wastes into harmless biproducts that are actually good for the environment and create a perpetual clean energy source for the planet. And it's free!
     
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    I invented free. Everything cost something or was imprisoned before I came along.
     
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    Yes... um, becca distributed my formula, before playing leapfrog on this board.
    Great teamwork!
     
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    I create all confusion to work against others. I control everyone's mind that way.
     
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    Only thinks she's controlled people's minds because I planted that thought in her mind. That's how I knew she was going to post that...
     
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    I created Charlie. I make him do everything he does. Because he is actually a robot controled by me.
     
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    I went back in time and created becca before she created me, causing a time paradox that will create an infinite number of beccas and an infinite number of me, plus one, which is the me me that's describing this.
     
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    I invented the time machine and went back in time before you were born and planted a mind control device in your little baby brain, so I could control you your whole life.
     
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    I would never plant a mind control device on anyone.

    I'm too good a person to do something like that. :cool:
     
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    I made you say that. I even made you believe it.
     
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    I'm too good to argue with you about that. :)
     
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    I'm too good to even say something about how you aren't good and are just pretending so you appear good to other good people.
     
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    I'm so nice, I shined everyone's shoes, even the ones in their closets!
     
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    I'm so nice I bought everyone lunch at Red Lobster.
     
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    That was very nice... except that a lot of people don't like seafood, and a lot of other people are religiously or culturally opposed to eating shellfish.

    I bought everyone the dinner of their choice, wherever they are comfortable going, whatever they are comfortable eating. And I cooked it (superbly, I might add), I served it to them, and then I cleaned up afterward.
     
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    I taught you to cook, let you work at my restaraunts and provided all the places that all those people ate at. Without me, none of them would have had food, and you would have had no where to cook.
     
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    You appeared on my TV show, "Hell's Kitchen." I made you take off your jacket. You did make it to the top 3, however!
     
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    I owned the tv station.
     
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    I owned the syndicate that owned the TV station... and I control the satellite that broadcasts it.
     
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    I brought the syndicate, the TV station and the satellite, and I still have enough money left over to buy you breakfast. :p
     
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    Selling you those things allowed me to buy all food and water production on the entire earth. I used my profit from that investment to buy all the air. You want to eat, drink, or breathe, you have to come to me!
     
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    I bought you when you were a baby, and own you. So I own everything you own. You are my pet minion.
     
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