Can We Reschedule?

I'll be directing a fencing match between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin on Tueday. Would Friday work for you?

 

Friday i must be in Singapore to sing with Avril. no can do. How about Monday?

 

I'm gonna be visiting Elvis (He did go home. A voice that great can only come from heaven!). He and Jesus are gonna be doing a duet XD. How about Tuesday?

 

Tuesday is lie in my house and sleep on couch day. How about Sunday?

 

No, can't do Sunday. I've got to oversee a group of outlaw furiture movers. They're going to go steal someones couch.

What about Monday?

 

On Monday I plan to find the meaning of life. How about wednesday?

 

On Wednesday my aunt is going to die of a heart attack. How about next month?

 

Nope. I have to cover up a murder by heart attack and you know how long that can take. How about Friday?

 

Friday is out of the question, I have to go write profane things on people casts.
How does Sunday sound for you?

 

On sunday I have some, collection plates, to collect.

How about monday?

 

Monday.... MONDAY? e_e
How sexist of you to ask that! You know that's when I have to get my mustache shaved.
Tuesday?

 

Oh come now. We all know Elijah Wood can't grow a mustache. Tuesday is my "I hate the world because I have math class, so I'm not going to do anything to help anyone else out day."

Wednesday?

 

Wednesday is make up a new word day. Latterhonickle!

Thursday?

 

(LOL at the Elijah Wood comment. xD)


Yeah well, Thursday is national Hasselhoff day. Therefore I must not wax and spray myself with fake-n-bake. Then parade around drunk while filming it so I can put it up on youtube.
How does Friday sound?

 

Friday I'm planning the conquest of France. How about Sunday (On Saturday I'm actually conquering france?)

 

It's the weekend you effing moron! I'm not doing any meetings then. It's got to be monday at the soonest.

 

lolz.

Monday is Memorial Day.

Tuesday?

 

Tusday I have to research the remote area in which Bush originated from... the Congo. I hear his grandfather still resides there, which should provide me with the information I need.
Wednesday... yes, no?

 

Wednesday I plan to do a cover up or maybe two . Nothing like knocking off a public figure and blaming the CIA. Thursday?

 

ROFL.



Thursday I have to perform my ventriloquist act to a group of deaf people.
Friday?

 

Friday is the beginning of the Placentaroo and Viviparous Monotreme revolt against the Marsubears. All tied up!

Tuesday next?

 

Tuesday i have to train a troop of marines

Hows Thursday

 

Wednesday i have to train a troop of marines

Hows Thursday

 

Wednesday I'm going to launch an attack against the Marines. HOORAH THIS!

Thursday?

 

Thursday my marines are going to assasinate the corrupt leader of Hatland. He's been a naughty boy. Oorah!!!!

How bout friday?