I thought my resistance was higher, but I have found that even the most resolute can catch the illness. There are no visible ailments to detect if you saw me walking down the street. In fact, you wouldn't notice until you saw me typing something. I have come down with a bad case of nocapitalitis. I don't know how this affliction came into my life. I still use complete sentences and spell out all my words in text messages, but that damn auto-capitalize feature on my phone is now affecting my typing. You don't know how many times I have read this paragraph to make sure all sentences start with a capital letter. Am I the only one, or is the outbreak worse than I thought?
The beer did it...I'm wondering if it will pay child support for the little pony keg I may or may not be having.
