Was just wondering why I am now classed as a senior member? What's the criteria for being made a senior?
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Would you be able to—clean yourself using a sentient towel? I'd be thinking in my next incarnation it could be me...
Does it really matter? I mean, you could get Scarlet Johansen, but who cares? Unless it's the regular kind of towel of course. Hmmm—now this has got me thinking. For all we know TP is and has always been sentient. And perhaps it loves its fate and lives only to do its duty happily (the Duty To The Booty). (Bet Zeppo never expected this kind of response )