Ortlinde: Hey y'all, my big sister Rossweisse said things were gettin' a bit feisty over in the Character Chatroom, so they decided to open this place for any of y'all that need to talk about "adult content." *makes air quotes with hands.* I'm Ortlinde, Valkyrie of Asgard and your semi-supernatural barkeep/bouncer. Ross is a bit of a prude, so she said it might be better if I handled things in here. I'm a morally gray character, so I might be persuaded to look the other way on a fake ID, but I've been a Southern Woman for the past four hundred years - which means I can and will throw you out on your ass if you take it too far. That said, all that time in the American South means I can make a pretty mean Sazerac. So, what are y'all havin'?