Ok so here are the rules: *You are only allowed one sentence for each line Line 1: [Adjective/descriptive] Character with a flaw Line 2: What is their weapon and how they use it, oh and feel free to take creative license! Line 3: Possible issue(s) that occur with said weapon End: Weapon recommendation for next character Example: A bewinged girl with violent bordering psychotic tendencies. She uses matches to set afire her poisonous breath. Pulling out the last match, she struck it against the stone in her brace so she could burn the shithole to the ground only to break the frackin' thing. Weapon: A spatula
A neurotic Elf marches into his neighbors yard. Armed with his best grilling spatula in hand. Not the best of options as it melted along with him, as his neighbor the Wizard set the Elf ablaze. Weapon: Can of Coffee
A kitsune, calm and friendly to her human counterpart, until threatened by malevolent spirits. Empowered by the emotions of her thrall, she makes his coffee particularly strong, transforming her into a mind-rending spirit of vengence. Weapon: A wallet
A smug, self centred banker. He whips out his wallet to buy a penis extension, which the unwashed masses call a Ferrari. Unfortunately for him the stock market has crashed. His bonus hasn't been paid and all he can afford is a second hand bicycle. Weapon: Juggling balls.
A gritty clown detective. He mysteriously pulls them out of his sleeves to show the crime lords of his gritty noir dystopian future-city that he thinks their criminal empires are jokes. Unfortunately, his method of attack is so lethal he's killed more bad guys than any of the other detectives who use a firearm. Weapon: A door
Tim, the legendary doorman to one of Gotham's greatest crimelords, aka the rudest man alive. With his splendid door opening skills he opens the door abruptly, smashing it into nuisiances faces, then slams it back shut. Once he slammed the door back on his finger, which hurt like hell. Next: a banana
Neil is that fitness man who rubs his healthiness in your face. He throws bananas at the back of people's heads when they say he is taking his diet too far this time. Once a particularly curvaceous banana became a boomerang and hit him in the back of the head. Next weapon: The power of love
Callie is a poet she uses the power of love to bring enough people together that, as is always the case with a large group, a fight breaks out due to passionate disagreement over the particulars of a shared love for a vague concept covered in her poems sometimes she gets writers block and hand cramps next weapon: a Christmas wreath
