1. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2012
    Messages:
    6,631
    Likes Received:
    10,135
    Location:
    Yorkshire

    CHRISTMAS APPEAL

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by matwoolf, Dec 11, 2018.

    This holy winter I urge you to enroll in our Adopt-a-Writer campaign.

    For only 99 Euros we provide you the opportunity to mentor your very own creative writer. @pongo trapped in his parents' house in suburbia has a sensation of greatness. Will you unlock his burgeoning talent?

    Or @Rex, alienated from society, has no friends. Save him from sado-masochistic scribbles.

    @Daphne romantic - but breath toxic, her acne so very virulent. Leading men hang from floss at her widescreen. Could she tidy her desk?

    In return for contributions, we shall post to you not only the weekly @Writer newsletter, and the fascinating late-night re-drafts, but coffee-rings captured by leading scientists; profile updates as they, with your help, learn to pack it all in, and recover and become contributing and useful citizens of our society.

    Because we know, here at Writer Community, nobody reads books any longer. These people require help and our patronage.

    Thank you

    Charles the Kreepii-Preesty, surrounded by beautiful women in my armed compound.

    mmm
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2018
  2. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2017
    Messages:
    12,389
    Likes Received:
    20,043
    Location:
    Rhode Island
    Sounds like a bargain... sign me up! I'll take six.
     
    Shenanigator, matwoolf and Cave Troll like this.
  3. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,945
    Likes Received:
    27,192
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    What is going on.jpg
     
  4. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2017
    Messages:
    4,886
    Likes Received:
    8,763
    “We’re all mad here” is all, CT.

    I envision this Christmas appeal ending badly amidst whispers of writing sweatshops and accusations of human trafficking...
     
  5. The Dapper Hooligan

    The Dapper Hooligan (V) ( ;,,;) (v) Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2017
    Messages:
    5,864
    Likes Received:
    10,738
    Location:
    The great white north.
    I don't have any Euros. What's the exchange rate on pocket luff?
     
  6. matwoolf

    matwoolf Banned Contributor

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2012
    Messages:
    6,631
    Likes Received:
    10,135
    Location:
    Yorkshire
    It's not the greatest thread...

    deletd section - beginning to share every thought process - issue.
     
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2018
    Shenanigator, Some Guy and Cave Troll like this.
  7. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    17,945
    Likes Received:
    27,192
    Location:
    Where cushions are comfy, and straps hold firm.
    :superidea:
    we are all mad here.gif
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice