a good start for an ebay store. having so many ideas for a story but dont know where (as far as time peroid) to start
Sagapated. Next: Any superhero who has no actual super powers, who always seems to escape danger and whose stories are always completely idiotic.
Breadrock or Carpenter's Roll. Next: Any member of WF who changes their avatar on a near daily basis.
Avischizoaffective Disorder The sudden realization that it is 2:00 am and you have been online all night.
"Having a hot tooth," "Firehankering," or "Hotmunchies." The psychic ability to cause a person's pants to fall down by power of thought.
Baaapomzesty The tendency to post consecutive posts with thematic similarities, usually due to one's current emotional state, as, for example, the hankering for spicy goat and hard rolls.
Stream of conscious posts. A dish ONLY served in a small pacific island consisting of the breast of the Blue Footed Boobie, often served with cranberries and slices of pickled meat.
Kahulupopkai (and it's delicious!) A brass wind instrument with a sound like a tenor saxophone, but capable of blending two notes simultaneously
A tonamaphone A style of street dancing, in which the performer utilizes the use of their tongue and navel.
The Wetbelly Slide The psychic ability to cause all of someone else's matching socks to disappear in their dryer, and reappear in another dimension.
Transdimensional Calcetination a.k.a. S Theory Similar to M Theory but adds one more demension. The Sock Dimension. The phenomenon of looking in the cupboard for a snack even though you know full well from the last ten times that there are no snacks in there.
Hubboarding or "Going on a Hubbard-Search," (alt, a "Hubbard-Cupboard-Search") named in honor of the nursery rhyme character, an old mother whose cupboard was bare. The strange, irrational feeling that, somewhere, somehow, someone is going to smash a watermelon over your head.
The Mini-Me Mobile. That's actually an affectionate nickname for the Toy-ota Preemius. (Emphasis on "Toy," emphasis on "Preemi.") Anyone over 90 years old who loves using a bullwhip and wearing leather.
S&M I.Y.G - Scary & Mortifying If Your Granny. That very exciting feeling when you only have an hour to go before you can leave your mind-numbingly boring job FOR EVER! x
That one actually already has a name. It's called "Short Timer's Syndrome." It's usually used, however, in the derogatory, by soon-to-be-former co-workers seeking information and cursing you because you really don't give a darn! Perhaps another term from the POV of the one leaving, "Exit Glee"? The fatigue one feels, similar to a hangover, but instead of being the morning after an all-night drinking party, it's the morning after an all-nighter in a chat room or on a message board.
Lolover The combination of overwhelming frustration and anger due entirely to the actions of people you believed intelligent.
Ravia Contraindicada The hidden piece of doggy doo-doo you find years later, mummified, under the sofa.
