Coin It!

scapular obfuscation


The feeling that you are more tired when you wake up than when you went to bed.

 

Somnulassitude

The marvelously complex flavor of chocolate-covered smoked anchovies.

 

Nomilicious.

The horrible feeling you get when you say something absolutely retarded in front of class...

 

Redcheeksomnosis

When you forget to go for an important job interview.

 

Chagrin o' de Flake

When you're too tired to get up and go to bed.

 

Letharsomnia

That feeling when your leg goes to sleep and it's not quite pins and needles yet but you know it's going to be soon and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

 

laziness.

the feeling a blues supporter gets when Queensland flogs NSW 34 - 6.

 

blue+massacred..... bluesacred


The optimism a middle age woman have that someday she will once again fit into the dress her husband bought her for their first anniversary.

 

Slimmer Glimmer

Describes food, usually from a microwave, that is both too hot and too cold, burning, piping hot on the surface and ice cold in the middle.

 

permafried!

The sudden unplugging feeling in the pit of the stomach when one notices a cop in the rearview mirror.

 

Policitis!

That feeling when you try to crack a knuckle then it never does but gets sore afterwards.

 

Crack-a-failia

How 'bout when you drunk-post and don't remember posting it the next day?

 

Post-post amnesia!

When you are in that state where you almost could fall asleep but you know you could level up if you just do one more quest..

 

Quesdraline.

a movie that focuses more on CGI then the actual story and characters.

 

Storignore.

The act of falling into a toilet when you think the seat is down, usually occuring with young people.

 

^ Butt dunkin'

Thinking your seeing double when in fact; they are twins!

 

Matrix-Effect

Note: At my last place of employment there was a set of older, female twins who did some of the cleaning. It was always interesting when someone new would come in and see one then the other in two disparate places. Hence, we dubbed them the matrix-twins.

Next: Putting your beer down then forgetting where it is or which one is yours.

 

The Drunken Switch-a-roo!

Next: The weird instinct to smell your fingers after you touched something foul.

 

Stankofilia

The sudden realization that you have left your keys somewhere far, far away.

 

Dont-get-in-a-fight-with-your-boyfriend-when-hes-driving-and-has-your-housekeys-but-he-dropped-you-off-in-the-middle-of-miami-and-dont-where-you-are-itis.

Realizing that you have to be really high to enjoy a movie that is otherwise terrible.

 

Cinemabongswatosis

Knowing that it would take a minute for you to be surprised if your dog actually spoke.

 

Xenofamiliarity

Leaving a quarter of a cup at the bottom of the coffee pan

 

Scupping < as in "short cupping" the next guy

"Hey man! Did you scup me," I asked, furious.

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A mildly offensive word used to describe someone's lack of morality when it comes to candy and babies.

 

Lollipop-bummer

Ripping a paper napkin into smaller and smaller bits to keep your hands occupied

 

napkinfractalization

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A slangy term for someone who wants to travel back in time specifically to kick King George III in the shins.