One of my WIP's involves a subplot of what can best be described as 'Southern California miracles.' This is meant to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek and somewhat smart-alecky as SoCal is not generally known for it's piousness. With that in mind, there has to be a certain degree of narcissism or selfishness involved re:what people want / pray for. For example: "I want two parking spaces for my car." "I want a low body mass index." "I want an emotional support animal that does not judge me." "I want an expensive designer dress so I can look fantastic at my charity dinner for the homeless." Things of that nature. I'm kind of stuck on conjuring up other examples that would have a high level of snark and irony pertaining to self-absorbed people. Any suggestions?