couldn't help myself...

after years and years of helping aspiring writers on sites like this, i finally had to put into words what so often drives me to distraction and the involuntary issuance of cussin' that'd make a sailor blush... any of you know what i mean? ;-)

 

I fell in love with that little poem. God, it good. Funny, short, well executed and well done. You are my new hero.

 

Quot: "any of you know what i mean? ;-)"

Naaaaaww!

 

hey, there, my little swedish dove/dub!

i'm happy and honored to be your new hero[ine]... hope your old one won't take it too hard!

c'mon now, cap'n bob, fess up... it really hit you like, 'Oh, yeah!' right? ;-)

thanks for the feedback, kids!... hugs, m

 

I just write for the money, the fame, and the chicks. I don't really identify.

 

Yes, indeed, if all my wishing were doing, I'd be up to a score on novels. Great verses.

 

Auggh, I need to blow that up 300% and paint it on my wall to look at every time I say I "can't" write...

 

thanks, pallas!

great idea, noya!

so, how's that working for ya, whiskey? ;-)

 

Hey Whiskey!-A tip-Cut your effort by 33%!!. Just concentrate on the money and fame. When you've built those up to eye level--"Surprise"!!--There'll be the Chicks. Also when it drains away the last one left is really worth having!.

Thanks Ma--missed that. And my- Aaww- was tongue in cheek--doesn't everyone know some of those -of whom- you speak??.

 

I write for the creepers, disturbing fans and rejection letters.

 

Well, I have ten dollars in my bank account, I'm anonymous in my own hometown, and my thoughtful narrative pacing isn't quite the aphrodisiac I was led to believe it would be.

Writing is hard. Maybe I'll try acting.

 

I have no idea what you be talkin' about, Maia.

 

'course not, cagey cogy-baby!

 

Awww everyone needs a hug!

Well done Maia! Loved it

 

t'anks, corb!... glad you enjoyed it...

lotsa love 'n humongo hugs to all, m

 

Those are the only reasons anyone should write.

 

if that were true, what would there be to buy/read?!

 

If you don't have creepy fans, stalkers, and a heaving stack of rejection letters, you aren't trying hard enough.

 

Don't we all? Hmm I thought we did.

 

The work of the people that we were disturbing fans of, of course!

 

just realized that the poem should've been done like this:

 

ha ha lol, now that is a thing of beauty. Now I can relate to the poem.

 

U better copywrite that before some body steels it!

 

Oh, God, Cogito, I have actually seen copyright misspelled that way in the front pages of a small-press / vanity press novel. *headdesk*

And the really horrible thing is that the story was good, it was just hard to see under all the frackin' homophone errors. *twitch* Oh, ow, must go have some water to get that memory out of my head.

 

thanks, guy/gals!

i'm gonna go get it copywritted right now, on one of those neat sights that do it for you... then i'm gonna let a reely good publisher have it so we can both make a lot of money and i'll be a famous author...

hugs t'y'all, m

ps: oh, and the title's now:

WritingWebsiteWoes.con
or, is this version better:

WritingWebsiteWoes.c’mon!