Hello friendly friendly forum members... *oh, please don't let them turn out to be evil* My real name is Zebediah the Ogre Killer from Flicktockchair, but that tends to be a bit of a mouthful so I'll go by the name of 'Owen' when I'm here. I'm 31, married with 2 kids and have been writing since I was about six (well, according to my Mum, anyway, and I've no reason to suspect her of lying... although there was that revelation last year that all the time I thought I was eating spinach when I was growing up it was actually cabbage), and I've had a couple of stories published in Twisted Tongue magazine. I've been working on the traditional 'unfinished novel' for the last few years, which shows no sign of ending soon, as well as the short stories that leak into my brain from wherever it is they come from. Um... I've also got a cold, which is why I can't sleep and have decided to join the forum at 2 in the morning. I get up for a cuppa and find myself here! It must have been meant to be... Aaaand... I've been known to be a touch sarcastic. Which can be annoying. Hello.