Definitions.

A nice little game here. Take the word posted by the person above you and write a fake definition for the word.

Ex.

Person 1: Anurism.

Person 2: A form of communism.

Begin!

Toucan.

 

Toucan: A highly dangerous explosive originally created by actor Jon Stamos.

Canopy.

 

Canopy: What a redneck has in his car after he has to relieve himself after the last beer.

Minuet.

 

Haha, canopy, I get it!

 

Minuet: The amount of time it takes someone to get Bach from a Chopin spree.

Sharing.

 

The surgical removal of a gnarly, hairy mole.

Stagnant

 

Stagnant: When a man doesn't want to go out for lack of a girlfriend.

Reeling.

 

Reeling: the type of flying flying-fish do.

Calculator.

 

Calculator: What I do if I cannot calc you now.

Promenade

 

Promenade: A relative to the pomegranite. (I so misspelled that).

Bamboo.

 

Bamboo: A type of ghost noted for its habit of exploding loudly.

Revelation.

 

Revelation: exuberant partying

Fascinate

 

Fascinate: The art of putting your seat belt on.

Printer.

 

Printer: The first thing the police do when they take a female celebrity into custody.

Psst, Alternate definition for fascinate:
Fascinate: How to wear a 9-button shirt without a necktie.

Ambrosia

 

Ambrosia: The insertion of an embryo inside a male.

Hallucinate.

 

Hallucinate: What Hallucin did at dinner.

Parable.

 

Parable: Capable of being shaved into thin slices.

Conundrum

 

Conundrum: A percussion instrument for barbarians.

Asterisk.

 

Asterisk: The name of the warning when asteroids fall.

Methane.

 

MethAne: Brand name of a time release stimulant suppository.

Cacophony

 

Cacophony: A fraudulent chocolate company.

Irascible.

 

Irascible: The horrible paint job done on your car.

Medical

 

Medical: Aligned with a central diagonal.

Truncheon

 

Truncheon: A tasty snack.

Foil.

 

Okay, this one is stupid, but...

Foil: To ruin someone's plan using metal in the form of thin sheets.