Describe the Avatar Above

"I hope you like spicy food... it is quite fiery,"

 

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YES, YOU ARE! *pat on head*

 

(*pst she's a Bitch)

" Standing Tall and proud, the bird looks into the distance"

 

RIP Bingo

 

"Gotta Dance to Save My Life"

 

"Look, Daddy! Mud!! Let's go play!"

 

"I told you I didn't like scary movies!"

 

"Just take the damn picture and get this crap off me."

 

"Well if you'd keep still when I try to take the photo, this would all be over by now. God, I should have listened when they said not to work with children or animals!"

 

"You know when you never really grow out of your childhood? Well, that's me."

 

Don't look at the eye.

(@Jenissej )

 

Gawddamn, Smokey! That's funny right thar, don't care who y'ar!

 

I don't understand... is that a reaction to my post or a description of my avatar

 

I'm gonna keep pushing till this pinkie penetrates my brain

 

Oh shit

 

'Surprise!'

'Nnneh...'

 

Yes!

mission successful (you were talking about your own avatar?)

 

Aaaaand just like that, the thread has inevitably descended into anarchy

 

@SG dropped his trousers in the cubicle. The porcelain re-assured as a cold lollipop, and he brushed the hairs of his ear, his thumb - like a guitarist's lullaby - strumming the outer ear hole. Really, this redundancy was quite manageable. WIP

 

"Will this do?" @matwoolf asked.

"Sure, the guys at the furry convention will love you. Just make sure the butt flap is left open."

@matwoolf groaned and rolled his eyes. "Of course, I always forget about that."

 

'I rip off mice heads,' said Micro, 'only when insulated by rodent furs am I able to utilise my incredible shrinking powers.'

 

I dedicate my butt to the world.

 

“Can you please let go of my ears now?”

 

That was fucking brilliant

 

I know I put my weed in this pocket, but I can't find it now