Dino-Erotica? WTF?

Maybe this thread better suits the "Books" sub-forum? But I feel nobody should read this unless forced to...

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/

Anybody ever heard of this author, Christie Sims?? Amazon shows some warewolf-porn she did too (I can somehow look away from warewolves humping luscious ladies - they are part Human, right... But Dinos?!?!)

 

Um... welcome to the world of furry porn? If it's not your thing, either avert your eyes or stock up on eye-bleach, haha, there's not really much else you can do.

 

That's just gross. But I'm sure not the worst the genre can throw up

 

Rule 34

Side note: For those not in the know regarding the world of furry, a regular normal human is referred to as a "pink". Slightly racist 'cause we're certainly not all pink, but true nonetheless.

 

Dinosaurs aren't furry, though.

 

They had feathers. Kinda furry.

 

One pictures a subsequent scene of plucking scales from awkward anatomical creases and crannies.

"That ain't the way to have fun, son." - Three Dog Night

 

sorry, but the most reptilian i think that can be pulled off within reason is nagas -dinosaurs, even with anatomical changes, just don't make sense.

 

"Oh, Mr T-Rex, you have such a huge ...cloaca?!"

 

Ho - ly crap!
I'm stealing that.
I'm writing that.
I'm fi'in'a get payed off that!

 

I have only one more word to add to this discussion:

CHAFING!

 

Imagine how cold their feet would be under the covers, brrrr. Ew. Brrrr.