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  1. Burlbird

    Burlbird Contributing Member Contributor

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    Dino-Erotica? WTF?

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Burlbird, Oct 7, 2013.

    Maybe this thread better suits the "Books" sub-forum? But I feel nobody should read this unless forced to...

    http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/

    Anybody ever heard of this author, Christie Sims?? Amazon shows some warewolf-porn she did too (I can somehow look away from warewolves humping luscious ladies - they are part Human, right... But Dinos?!?!)
     
  2. Morgan Willows

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    Um... welcome to the world of furry porn? If it's not your thing, either avert your eyes or stock up on eye-bleach, haha, there's not really much else you can do.
     
  3. jazzabel

    jazzabel Contributing Member Contributor

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    That's just gross. But I'm sure not the worst the genre can throw up o_O
     
  4. Wreybies

    Wreybies The Ops Pops Operations Manager Staff Contest Administrator Supporter Contributor

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    Rule 34 o_O

    Side note: For those not in the know regarding the world of furry, a regular normal human is referred to as a "pink". Slightly racist 'cause we're certainly not all pink, but true nonetheless. ;)
     
  5. m24p

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    Dinosaurs aren't furry, though.
     
  6. jazzabel

    jazzabel Contributing Member Contributor

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    They had feathers. Kinda furry.
     
  7. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    One pictures a subsequent scene of plucking scales from awkward anatomical creases and crannies.

    "That ain't the way to have fun, son." - Three Dog Night
     
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    Keitsumah The Dream-Walker Contributor

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    sorry, but the most reptilian i think that can be pulled off within reason is nagas -dinosaurs, even with anatomical changes, just don't make sense.
     
  9. Burlbird

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    "Oh, Mr T-Rex, you have such a huge ...cloaca?!"
     
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    Wreybies The Ops Pops Operations Manager Staff Contest Administrator Supporter Contributor

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    Ho - ly crap! [​IMG]
    I'm stealing that.
    I'm writing that.
    I'm fi'in'a get payed off that! ;)
     
  11. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I have only one more word to add to this discussion:

    CHAFING!
     
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    jazzabel Contributing Member Contributor

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    Imagine how cold their feet would be under the covers, brrrr. Ew. Brrrr.
     

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