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  1. Xoic

    Xoic Prognosticator of Arcana Ridiculosum Contributor Blogerator

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    Just ran across this on YouTube: 'Teacher impregnated by student in court'.
     
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    Brilliant! Hope they were charged then and there for public indecency.
     
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  3. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Sounds more like something you'd find on a site like... Well, you probably know what I mean. :)
     
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  4. Xoic

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    Oh yeah, you mean like cornhub. It kinda does now that you mention it. :supercheeky:
     
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    Yup, I love me some good cornography.

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  6. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

    Friedrich Kugelschreiber marshmallow Contributor

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    reported
     
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    Harping back instead of harking back:

    "The 22-year-old harped back to the Eighties in her Balenciaga dress by Nicolas Ghesquiere, complete with a strapless snakeskin bodice and colour-block panels on the skirt."
     
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    During his confirmation hearing before the U.S. Senate, a nominee was asked about a statement he had made some time before. He answered that he had been misunderstood, because the statement was an attempt at "self-depreciating" humor.
     
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    Here's a beauty, straight out of the news:

    Vancouver, British Columbia, school board is eliminating honors classes in the name of equity. Here's what the school board had to say about it:

    Emphasis added

    Here are some definitions of "fulsomely":

    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fulsomely
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fulsome
    If you hadn't guessed, the article also points out that "Honours math and science will be cut, and honours English has already been discontinued."

    Quod erat demonstrandum.
     
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    Oh dear. And it's showing already. Oh well - more fodder for this thread I guess!
     
  11. Xoic

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    At least they're being inadvertently honest about it. :p
     
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    I've often preferred to write it (in jest, honest!) as "one swell foop."

    Most people don't get it ...
     
  14. Xoic

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    I do the same, and I think I got it from my dad.
     
  15. Xoic

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    "That does not equal to—"
    Should be "That does not equate with—"

    Also I've been hearing a lot of abuse of 'to which'. For instance "The firearm to which he armed himself with." Should be "The firearm with which he armed himself."
     
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    I was freelancing for a magazine once and they were seeking an editor. The publisher asked me "Do you want to throw your ring in the hat?"
     
  17. Xoic

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    Lol, that one is so mixed up and bass-ackwards it's actually hilarious.
     
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    or that is not equal to
     
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  19. Xoic

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    I don't think that's quite right. I think it should just be "that does not equal...".

    Though "equivalent to" would work.
     
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    "This thing is not equal to that thing" sounds right to me.
     
  21. Xoic

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    You are correct sir.
     
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    In a discussion of slang and jargon on another site, someone posted the following:

    I admit that I sometimes find slang and jargon to be distracting myself, but when that happens I think I'm the distractee, not the distractor. :twisted:
     
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    I used to have a boss who used to say " a hard man is good to find" we initially thought she was doing this... it was nearly a year before we twigged that she really thought that was the right way round
     
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    I once dated a woman who wore a tee shirt with that printed across the front on an afternoon boating expedition.

    Interesting person ... not (IMHO) long-term relationship potential.
     
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    I'm quite fond of verse-visa. My geometry teacher used to say this, and I though it was quite clever.
     

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