OK, I've just Liked so many posts in this thread that I worry about the ones that I've missed. Apparently I'm now finding this entertaining.
Well, come on -that's a good looking chicken. If someone's going to get freaky about a fowl, surely that would be an obvious one to start with... ETA: So dignified, so calm. One can imagine running one's fingers over his majestic comb, ruffling his downy throat feathers, daring to bring one's eyes to meet his steady, beady gaze...
You try to give someone a stark warning about the dangers of evil doppelgangers and you get ignored...
Well, I do already spend a fair bit of time writing about cocks... (Too far for a family thread? Sorry, guys!)
It's always a good idea to have a similar looking disposable body on hand. They've gotten me out of so many parking tickets.
Why is nobody pointing out the obvious? It's amazing that there are not one but TWO chickens out there who can type. They're different people?!
@BayView, shut up, gosh darn it! I don't want Wreybies to hear about this. You're making a f***ing scene! ETA: The real @Simpson17866 is going to be pissed if he winds up banned on account of my confession under duress.
I don't know what you're talking about Officer I don't see no dopplegangers round here Officer. Quick Spencer17866, get behind me!
The only thing worse than a sock-puppet is a sock-puppet-sympathizer! I've got my eyes on both of you. Troublemakers!