Intros. Hmm. Well, here goes... "It was a dark and stormy night..." No, wait. "This morning, I put ground glass in my wife's eye..." Dangit, I'll get this yet! "Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe..." Oh. You want MY words. Hokay. I'm already self-published a few times. A book of poetry, a kids' fantasy book which people seem to enjoy, a few short story series, and I have 9,999,999,999 projects in the works. Okay, only a few, but it SEEMS like that. I'm currently working on a steampunk war novel, set in Great Britain (mostly) in the late 1800s; a horror novel, starting in DC and traveling around the world; a compilation of short stories in the horror genre, that will be part of a book series; and a paranormal investigator novel, set in modern day Grand Rapids. Oh, and a potential screenplay set in the HP Lovecraft universe. Oh, and a radioplay derived from the first tale in my kids' fantasy novel. So, there is that.