Discussion in 'Erotica' started by matwoolf, Nov 30, 2013.
sent the whole thing to Oddboy Press
Please tell me I'm not suffering from deja vu. (Accents be damned. Character mapping's a pain in the arse.)
Did I read this on Dry Sailor Boy? My hysterics seem all too familiar.
Btw... what's a girl gotta do to get the lowdown on your police-horse snogging experience at the Notting Hill Carnival? Though I'd advise you not post an account here, if it got hot and heavy. Apparently bestiality is in no shape or form acceptable. (Mods, panic not. I jest. )
Seriously, I love this. Not so sure it's a turn on. Now if I were to hear it spoken in that damn fine accent of yours.
I'm glad you found the post. I thought somebody had moved me. Oh my goodness, a blog reader, that's just electric...
'Waking with a fuzzy head I needed some action, so returning to the writers' club I discovered the erotica section. My intention to post 'Manbrain,' but choosing this instead I now claim my towel, eh eh eheheh,
"shampoo in my eyes.. no."
I tripped and fell deep into the Jacuzzi. I emerged, my head boiled to half its size, and seeing the look in the Turk's eyes I knew now was the time to take the cold plunge, immerse at last into a new world of drumsticks, aftershave, a rough stubble on the backside, I...
I should do something with the 'red midnight collection,' actually I should write something fresh.
Notting Hill? Which one's that? There's two - my brother trampled to death during 'BIG DADDY KANE...' or the demo? I'll have to research...
J says you're a fine scribe
I've put this in wrong place, forry
Hey, you're back!
The thought of you kissing a police horse was seared like a brand into my temporal cortex. That was quite the image, having a passing acquaintance with the carnival.
Oh.... hey Jan
Separate names with a comma.