I decided a while ago that I want to use a pen name if I ever get published. Today I thought, hey, if I'm going to pretend to be someone else, why not have some fun with it? So here's a quick author bio, like which might be put at the back of a book, that I wrote up. What do you think? "Adopted and raised by a tribe of werellamas deep in the jungles of Wisconsin, Jonathon Frost never knew another human being until he was accepted into the Miskatonic University in Arkham, Massachusetts. He originally intended to unlock the mysteries of the universe, free the Old Gods from their interdimensional prisons, and conquer the world. Luckily, his studies were brought to an untimely end when a wayward glance at Cthulhu melted his brain. Jonathon spent the next thirteen years piecing his sanity back together, but when he finally attempted to rejoin the world...he found that he could only communicate in ridiculous made up stories. Now he lives on the moon, venturing down to earth once a year to leave books in the stockings of good little flibberty flobbin doopty wallawalla bzzzzzzt."