“Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.” ― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood I’ve always been drawn to this one, I should just make it my profile tag. It’ll hopefully reduce the number of whiney people in my sphere.
Translations are not good. Sorry about that. "Life is human beings best time." -Matti Nykänen "It's 5o-60 what will happen.” -Matti Nykänen "I'm nowadays a marriage consultant. If everything is good, just get me there. It's seven seconds and everything is fucked up." - Matti Nykänen "Maybe I drank, maybe I did not, so not as long as jump go well." - Matti Nykänen "What's undone can't be made undone." - Matti Nykänen "Every chance is a possibility." -Matti Nykänen "Germany-Austria is my second homeland." -Matti Nykänen "I don't recommend Antabus to anybody. You get awful feeling when you drink with it." -Matti Nykänen "I always have a pussy in my mind, but I must jump first." - Matti Nykänen when some journalist asked ""What's in your mind?" "As someone who has experienced everything I can tell that something is still not experienced." - Matti Nykänen "Problem with alcohol is that there is not alcohol." -Matti Nykänen "I do understand but my brain not." - Matti Nykänen Rest in peace, Matti.
Always remember, if you are lost under a full moon, you are a 'Where the fuck am I', and not a werewolf.
My daughter, Carly, has been in and out of drug treatment facilities since she was thirteen. Every time she goes away, I have a routine: I go through her room and search for drugs she may have left behind. We have a laugh these days because Carly says, “So you were looking for drugs I might have left behind? I’m a drug addict, Mother. We don’t leave drugs behind, especially if we’re going into treatment. We do all the drugs. We don’t save drugs back for later. If I have drugs, I do them. All of them. If I had my way, we would stop for more drugs on the way to rehab, and I would do them in the parking lot of the treatment center". - Dina Kucera
Booyah ! And this is exactly one of a number of reasons I deconverted from christianity many moons ago.
It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off. - George Carlin
I wish I could love you guys the way you need to be loved. Im only human or should I say Im only less than human.
By the time I was fourteen the nail in my wall would no longer support the weight of the rejection slips impaled upon it. I replaced the nail with a spike and went on writing. - Stephen King
"I don't know. But I have a certain faith that the 'electron' existed at one time, although I don't know how it was constructed or what it might have been used for." -Brother Francis, A Canticle for Liebowitz
A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. It can help you to focus, to remember, to see new patterns, to imagine, to be creative, to introspect, to empathically understand others, and to come to deep insights. If you don’t find this amazing you have lost your sense of wonder. Which, by the way, is something a high can bring back, too. - Sebastian Marincolo
I can't stand to see someone sad, cause I have been there ( along with other much darker places in my lonely wanderings). So I do my best to cheer them up and not feel like the world is made of shit ( or just simply dirt and water, and some other stuff like nickel and radiation). Everybody needs that little bit of sunshine when things get dark, and there is nothing more priceless than giving a friend ( or stranger) a smile, or a bit of a chuckle. So at the end of the day, I just want to pass along that flashlight (or torch if you happen to be across the drink), and shed a little light on whom ever might need it.
