"Oysters open completely when the moon is full; and when the crab sees one it throws a piece of stone or seaweed into it and the oyster cannot close again so that it serves the crab for meat. Such is the fate of him who opens his mouth too much and thereby puts himself at the mercy of the listener." - Leonardo da Vinci
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. - Malcolm X
Just came across another Twain quote: "Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them."
"If you were wrong about something would you admit it?" "I wouldn't be wrong in the first place." -Oglaf, Never Surrender
"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom." - Jean Rasczak, Starship Troopers
Religion? Aztec. Come on. No, really. Bring me a virgin - I'll cut her heart out right here. - Max Klinger, at the draft board.
"There are people in this world who are so hungry that God can only appear to them in the form of bread." --Mohandas Gandhi
"I don`t really care what happens when I die I just want someone to feed my cat."-Some lady in a movie that was on a tv at work. "I have hope for you, I believe in you, I'm rooting for you, and I never want to see any of you ever again."-Jay from For The People.
Speaking of dancing, Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that "Unusual travel directions are dancing lessons from God."