Film school for morons

Star Wars Epidode VII: Imperial Blue: When Grand Moff Durga, the new Imperial leader changes the Imperial Navy's dress code colors to varying shades of blue, many under his command question his ability to lead. Will more Imperial soldiers defect to the New Republic? Will the New Republic finally be able to squash the Blue Imperials? Is Jar Jar Binks behind this dastardly color change? Watch and find out!

The Corn Contagion

 

hmmmm. @stormcat It's actually Put That in Your Smoke and Pipe it. Does that change your answer?

 

Nope

And Jaro, You can't add stuff to the titles! You have to use what's there (or what you think is there)

 

In that case, I thought 'Star Wars Episode VII' was there

 

The Corn Contagion: A film made by anti-GMO activists to try and dissuade people from buying genetically-modified products. Unfortunately, it's so awful that people end up laughing at it instead of believing the Anti-GMO lies the film was supposed to promote. Won Eight golden raspberry awards for Worst cinematography, worst acting, worst supporting actor, worst costume, worst scientific "knowledge", worst soundtrack and worst catering service.

 

The Earthchild

 

A giant space child eats the earth, with a fork. U.S.A. government launches nukes.

Punk Rock Took a Shit and Died 2

 

Punk Rock Took a Shit and Died 2: Part 2 of the alternative history epic which sees Elvis Presley as a stand-in for Jonny Rotten.

The Potato with a Thousand Eyes

 

The Potato with a Thousand Eyes: A mysterious family of potato people live in hiding from human civilisation, but when the thousandth of their kin, a potato with a thousand eyes, is born, rumours surface that he is destined to conquer the world.

Up next: Catie the Cat Goes to Bollywood

 

Catie the Cat Goes To Bollywood:

A film just for children which follows the 4000 mile journey of Catie the cat as she travels to Bollywood to find her lost family only to discover they have all been captured by the dastardly Mickey in a Disney mash-up.

Raven.

 

Raven A burgeoning poet attempts to dine on crow but consistently catches the wrong corvid.

G. I. Just Go Home

 

G. I. Just Go Home is the story of a soldier who do to clerical errors, is never allowed to return to the USA. Will he build a new life for himself in Iraq, or will he sacrifice everything to get back?

The Kindness of Colors

 

The Kindness of Colors: Colors isn't just any cat, he's the meanest son-of-a tabby to ever walk the Earth. But when his worst enemy corners the market on kibble, Colors must find his good side in order to get his share and survive in this cat-eat-cat world.

Drake Mallory