Ok. This is where we all tell the truth you may post 'OMG! For Five Minutes I was...' and fill in '...' with something witty, or interesting... E.g. OMG! For Five Minutes I was the Emperor. I'll start. OMG! For Five Minutes I was the Amreican President. ~Raven.
For five minutes I was trapped in a place where time does not exist, which is contradictory, actually - five minutes there could be as long as an eternity or as short as a millisecond, and I suffer an eternity of waiting inside the span of five minutes.
OMG! For five minutes I saw a glimpse of the future and what I saw was unbelievable. Death and destruction lingered through the air like the foul smell it was. Life had destroyed itself.
OH EM GEE! For five minutes I was God, high, mighty and immortal, but when I got back I was smote by the real God because he got angry at me for stealing his spot for five minutes.
OMG for five minutes I swear that I was following Brad Pitt around my home town then realised it was just a hobo with a bag on his head!
OMG for five minutes I was driving full speed on a long, empty beautiful road with my favourite music on.
OMG for five minutes I was Dancing with the wolves in the dark by a camp fire as the snow fell in gentle whisps.
OMG for five minutes I was saoring through the sky but wasn't watching where I was going and smashed head first into an airoplane, ouch!!!
OMG for five minutes I sat on the floor going "Crap, what am I going to do the next five minutes," then BAM! the five minutes passed so fast it hit my mother on the way out
OMG!!!!! for 5 minutes I was actually doing something with my life......then when the 5 minutes was up...I went back to not caring......lol