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  1. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

    Mar 31, 2007
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    Reading, UK

    Forkfoot - Weekly Poetry Contest (114) Winner

    Discussion in 'Bi-Weekly Poetry Contest Archives' started by Banzai, May 27, 2010.

    When You Stand upon Your Head
    By Forkfoot

    When you stand upon your head,
    you tell your boss what to do instead.
    Politicians obey their own laws to the letter
    and M. Night Shyamalan keeps getting better.

    When you stand upon your head,
    John Lennon’s alive and Yoko is dead.
    The kids go to work and adults go to school,
    where hip-hop is dorky and polka is cool.

    When you stand upon your head,
    you sleep in the toilet and poop in your bed.
    Time moves backwards, Sarah Palin is smart,
    and people say “Bless you” whenever you fart.

    So get those feet up and come give it a try;
    come see what it’s like where Kim Jong’s a nice guy.
    Are you pissed at Obama? Do your stocks make you frown?
    Don’t like how it is? Turn it all upside-down!
  2. Forkfoot

    Forkfoot Contributing Member Contributor

    Jan 27, 2008
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    w00t! w00t, I say! w0-freakin'-0t!

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