You will be pleased to know that you can all now enjoy the certifiable delight of my enthralling and intellectually stimulating company of these here forums. Please do tell me all about just how truly terrible all of my ideas are.
First of all, shouldn't that say "on" these here forums? Secondly. All your ideas are rubbish, give up hope now, your dialogue is forced and your characters are all dumb lesbians. But thirdly, please do feel welcome in our humble madhouse!
You aren't allowed to be right. Go back to your room and think about what you've done. Hey, my characters aren't all dumb. I mean, the rest is totally true, but...
