Guess the Book Title

Sorry about this message; accidental.

 

Contact ~ Carl Sagan ?

 

I am sick of hearing that name ever since a friend of mine knocked his wife up it has been nothing but:
Sagan this and Sagan that. It drives bonkers.

 

Can see it now, soon after the knocking up incident, the pale blue dot on the pregnancy test kit.

 

Oh no, the girl is about ready to pop. The blue dot was long time ago.

 

I thought Sagan's three ex wives were long past it?

 

I don't know whose turn it is but here is an easy one...

 

Count of Monte Cristo.

Anybody want my turn?

 

The Great Escape
x

 

Yes!

 

Hey! I just realized I owe one for Anne of Green Gables!

Here it is:

 

For King and Country?

 

The second part is definitely the Batmobile, but the first part is giving me trouble

 

@minstrel. Looking Death in the Eye or Death in the Eye?

 

Is it:-

The big gunner?

The gunner with the big guns?

Boom boom big gun?

Kapow with the Big Gun?

I shoot you with the big gun

Look at my Gun!

I have a Loaded Gun

Check out my cock

Look at my big gun

Am I close?

 

The Lord of the West?
King of the West?
Sir Cowboy can Jump fences?

IDK, the first picture is a wee bit small to really make out what it is.

 

Negative. Keep trying!

 

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie?

Holy Brain Damage?

Now I Lay Thee Down?

 

Nope, nope, and nope. Keep trying!

 

Stick it in your face?

Look at my face, it is not smiling?

I will kill you for this Minstrel?

Minstrel, I am not joking, you have made my life hell?

I cannot guess this dam book?

I have a gun?

I will shoot Minstrel?

Any of those?

 

@Pinkymcfiddle: You'll never get it without actually trying.

 

Okay: -

is it: -

I have literally set up a death trap for Minstrel.

Minstrel think I am joking but I know his address.

Minstrel will be killed by my high-healed boots after he hires me as a high-class hooker, because I am a master of disguise?

Am I close?

 

@minstrel
Something by Louie La'More?