Hello, my name is. . .

Red dodges a goblin-throwing Zarek when she notices you. "Hi! I'm Red," she says perkily as she quickly weaves through the flying goblins closer and closer to Zarek to picking up a staff size tree-limb on the way. Red then proceeds to break it over Zarek's head. After he collapses Red tosses the broken limb to the side and jumps in startlement when she turns to walk away only to see you again. "Oh... uhh.... did you see that?" She asks self-consciously as she starts to inch away.

 

I'm Mike Schwinn, on the mobile app team. I have a question about the RP-2 API. Excuse me, my eyes are up here.

 

Hello. My name is Moncia Stevenson, and I'm a Kitsune. I'm not as wierd and tricky as most of my kind. Thankfully, my human is a marine, so it evens out.

 

Hello, my name is Cordelia, and I am an W07-4N genome-type. My body is completely prosthetic at this point, and I may be missing my eyes and an arm, but all I need is this motion tracker and one-arm to play golf.

 

Hello, My name is Diel, I'm a guardsman of Pangea. as much as i would enjoy telling you about it's wonders, I feel that I am short on time so i'll make it simple:
if you wish to travel to our capital, do not enter the eastern entrance. the food sold there is more likely to kill you than the trip alone.

i would however recommend the stalls on the southern side, they are well known for their potato hash, as well as the drinks there. Be seeing you soon stranger, masters guide you.

 

They call me Rags. I don't mind. It's as good a name as any, I figure.

 

My name is Kelly Briar. I love my family and I will do anything to save them. I don't care for anyone else and I will never let anyone else hurt me.

 

Hello, my name is Jaraley. Fuck you, I'd never introduce myself that way. But consider yourselves lucky that you haven't met me - innocence is a good thing.

 

You alright, lovely? My name is Jim. If you just move the things of that chair- yeah that one, put them anywhere, you can tell me all about it.

 

Hey howdy- hey, my name is Betty *explosion*... Baxter. Dog-whammit, Jethro! Get the hose out, we got damage- Wait, hold on. *selfie* ... Damage incoming! For the HMZ Lormer-eye!

 

You don't need to know my name. Just know, if you wrong me, you will pay dearly. I dont give second chances. *takes safety off his semi-automatic*
Let's get get down to business.

 

Agent Briggon, Cecelia Briggon. Around the office it is either Briggon or Celia. Kindly keep your eyes off my breasts and ass, or they will be hanging like fuzzy dice from my rear view mirror. Got it? Now if you will excuse me I have a case to solve, and a man to hunt down.

 

My name is Georgina Bass and I feel exhausted right now.

 

Hey better take care of that kitchen knife of yours. We can engage in a pissing contest all day long, but I'd take you at my back anytime. Just don't forget your priorities when the shit hits the ceiling

 

If I could read this I might know the rules and be able to play.

 

It are simple. You simply introduce your MC like a normal person, and give a little bit about them (Traits, persona, etc.). More accurately your MC introduces themselves.

 

Units Kelly through Blade: I am Ald of the LDF. You are in danger. Neurological attacks have been detected across your grids -Linking- Please tag your locations and remain in place for rescue.

If there are children in your area secure them and run south, now. Do not stop until you have made contact with MASK soldiers, but do not touch them. Remain close, but do not agitate them.

Remember who you are. Hail Veldt.

 

It's only simple if you don't need to use a magnifying glass and a pair of specs to read it.

But now that I know...

 

My name is John and I'm 5'11" with dark brown hair. I like to play football. I'm very good at it. I can score lots of goals. When I'm not playing football I watch television.

 

Hell, with my team running perimeter watch no one'd come close to us anyway. You want to show Rapax how real professionals work? *beckons to the woods* There's our playground buddy.

 

I'd rather have someone smart at my side who doens't let it come so far. Choose, Conan.

add: let's see how that line plays out

 

Yes, keep fighting. Pre-contact data is crucial for successful intergration.