Hello, my name is Colton, I’m 16 years old and an English major. I listen to Staind, 2Pac, Linkin Park, Elvis, and a bunch of bands you’ve never heard of. My writing is like that of an old fool undergoing a midlife crisis, and I have had my life altered irreparably by the court system. Who knew? I enjoy writing just about anything. I'm coming out of that angst drenched phase and stepping into a more pensive persona when it comes to poetry. To be honest, I've never tried to write a short story, the likely reason being that I'm tremendously lazy. My philosophy dictates that I learn how to write correctly before I begin writing as anything more than a hobby, but I'm quite content with my hobby at the moment. I'm from the US, more specifically Texas, so (according to a couple of stereotypes and the image of a current political leader…) I'm doubly ignorant. Feel free to make your jokes, I know that y'all have a few.