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  1. TobeDecided

    TobeDecided New Member

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    Here lies the one...

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TobeDecided, Sep 13, 2015.

    Based on your persistent nightmare, what will you choose as your epitaph?

    Mine:
    Here lies the one who prepared all his life for a race that got cancelled at the last moment.
     
  2. Bookster

    Bookster Banned

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    I don't know what a 'persistent nightmare' is, but my favorite epitaph (not original with me) is: "Here lies Bookster - he done his damnedest".
     
  3. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Here Lies Link the Writer

    Born: 1989. Died: ???

    Here lies someone who was never prepared, never ready, never able to prevent the worst thing possible from ever happening. Yet he's prepared for all of them, coming up with all sorts of solutions for all sorts of problems. Cause of death? Falling in the bathtub because he's such a frickin' klutz!

    Oh, and he had some story ideas and stuff, but...yeah...
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  4. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll Dark, is it not? Contributor

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    Here lies someone who never escaped the torments at the hands of those that needed a hobby. No one came and no one escaped, so it would seem hell is more for the living since the dead don't complain. :p

    1987-207-
     

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