Hobbies

Nineteen at the most.

 

Is there a double entrendre here somewhere?

 

Hold on a sec...

*goes in basement to get a body count*

...yeah, I'm in.

 

Oh I found a new hobby of mine:

Dancing

 

Oh, snap! He did NOT just say that.
OMG, I think he did. ROFLMAO

 

And you need to include in that section at least one clown, so that way when it raises from the dead it can be evil and angry.

Edit: As a serial killer you have two options love children to much and be a pedo or hate the children and make them cry with evil clowns

 

Yup! I do that now! It's fun! But after 12 years, you get the itch for something new.

And Emily, I'm heading to the Y first thing tomorrow morning!

 

Remember: Back door. Talk to the big scary guy that creeps you out.

 

The fifth door on the left down that alley over there. Knock twice, pause, then knock one more time. Tell 'em Tony Legs sentcha. Don't carry any iron.

 

Try some meditation.

 

Before or after he kills them?

 

Geez...from hobbies to serial killing camp. That's some fork in the thread-road! LOL

 

I usually fail to acquire hobbies. I paint with irregularity, I usually play guitar regularly but it's been a few weeks. I try to pick up knitting annually but I've only ever completed one thing, and that was a scarf for my four-year-old so that didn't require much. I like cooking, it might count as a hobby if I didn't have to do it. Really, I actually have no idea what I do with my time. I must do everything very slowly.

 

my best-friend's hobby is sleeping...mine is keeping her awake.

 

During.

 

I know a better way, and pobably the easiest to become a serial killer.

You know soap operas are also called serials right? Switch th television during the middle of oe and you become it's killer-serial killer...lol

ok, that was a p.j.

 

I play guitar, hike, camp, kayak, run, fish, play around with technology, collect thriller books (and, unintentionally, partially-functioning ipods), draw, mountain bike, snorkel, read about bizarre historical happenings, and sleep. Although I am looking for something new and different, so I might head down to the Y tomorrow and pop into that back door you guys mentioned...if anyone asks, I never said anything....

 

I have kids, so:
Running (nice and peaceful, they can't keep up)
Aikido (the force is with ME)
and finishing the projects they've left unfinished, like a 2ft scarf and rag doll with no face.

 

XD.
This is the add for this thread every time I click on this thread:

 

hahahaha that's hilarious! you should click on it!

 

I'm scared to click on it.

 

LMAO....good one Raven you made my night.

 

Drawing, Listening To Music, and playing some instruments

 

Yeah Dexter's a good one for the hobbie.

Or what you could do is go down to the tube wait for a train to come and accidently slip on a banana skin (Don't let anyone see you drop it.) And shove someone infront of the train and watch 'em go splat. (Also were sunglases to stop the blood landing in your eyes.

 

Omigodness! Raven, are you okay? Would you like us to get you some help? What do you do in your spare time? hahaha