Don't worry. I'm not actually floundering in the North Sea itself. I'm floundering on a wee island called Great Britain — more specifically, England. Not done much writing recently but I did write several humorous articles a few years ago and presumably they're still floating around on the internet somewhere. I am a terrible self-starter, so I've joined up in search of inspiration and ideas. Maybe I'll try my hand at some poetry. Who knows? Or perhaps it's all a great excuse for a load more procrastination. Time will tell...