How do i look?

Heh...thanks @Wreybies. This is quite the charitable language You forgot the blushing, which is just now an accurate descriptor

 

I'll share pics, but the only ones with me in it will be from days of youth

Me and my son when he was little:



Son and daughter with their mom when they were both little:



More recent pic of mother and daughter:



The ex showing people not to mess with her (with some random bar dude):



And that's the fam, people. Don't have a more recent pic of my son on this computer, but I can get one. You'll just have to be content with pics of me from bygone days!

 

You look exactly as I imagined you, @Steerpike . The hair, everything. I knew you'd be a stone fox.

 

I have the advantage in having absolute discretion over which photos I choose to upload, and I fully intend to exploit that advantage

 

I am not so easily fooled. There's a very alternate universe where you and I know one another in the real world and your present partner doesn't like me very much. She's got good cause.

 

It would have to be an alternate universe where I have a present partner. Going stag for the moment!