This is a bit of a random though on my part. And I am not sure if I am even allowed to write this here. If I am, well then woot for me. If I am not, then well I guess this thread will die. I realized something in all zombie apocalyptic they do not have very good ways of persuading the zombies to go away. My handy solution. Meat traps. Set up a friend or two on a pole and run away. But of course. Your friend will be protected from the grass hole you have just now created to get the zombies buried into the ground.
Just because the mastery of my visions doesn't inspire you, doesn't mean it can't work. On a side not, Hashbrown traps work to get ghost away.
Hashbrowns are also a good trap for me; I'd throw myself through walls if I had to to get some. But zombies? If my years as a patron of the bar scene has taught me anything, it has taught me you can't get rid of a zombie forever. Telling them Eastenders is on might get them to go away for a while, but you'll never escape them.
You could try talking to the zombie over lunch or a nice cup of tea It depends on your zombie and how smart they are. If they are the average "brainssss" that just try to eat anything, then nothing realy as they can't learn that theres danger. On the other hand if they like the ones from Land of the Dead who can learn (they figure out how to use guns etc) then mabye they would realise that theres danger.
I already have one set up. Lunch and tea that is. Being a ghost, means I don't have the awkward dealing of being eaten.
I'd have thought that the easiest way to stop a hungry zombie from munching on your arm would be to just give them a ham sandwich. That, or just pretend to be a zombie as well. Those undead abominations don't look like the brightest bunch around...
Get a small, zombie-proof vehicle with a stereo and put Thriller on repeat. Put a brick on the accelerator and watch the zombie horde dance off behind it into the apocalyptic sunset.
-Severed arm on a fish line (Hehe, Zombie fishing) ;P -Lead them into a slaughter house and then GTHO. -Simply say "GO. AWAY!" Then take a dramatic leave. -Throw in the Twilight Boy. -Stick them on a treadmill, turn it on, put a giant bloody steak distant from the treadmill, then GTFO. Hehe, this is how I would do it.
I've got to say that Zombie fishing idea sounds really good. Also has any one thought about keeping one as a pet, to keep the others a way.
I keep mine with a strong harness and leash. With side blinders to keep him focused at hand and a muzzle just to keep the accidental bites to a minimal.
