Not from Texas or a Minion. I'm a useless writer who has great ideas and has been trying to write a novel for more than ten years and hardly get past the first chapter because I know it's rubbish. Also have a concentration issue which means I don't often see what it is I'm trying to achieve. So I'm going to try and stick to small stuff and get better and get more into it so that I can just try and develop something or other. Also live in China in the haze of pollution, in a city with no sun, except, weirdly, on Sundays, when it's so sunny. This is annoying because I teach in a classroom on a Sunday which faces south, has big windows and no blinds.