I have to write a script for a school show. Basically, the premise is this: It's the first day in a regular school class...except all the students are superheroes/villains. The characters: Me: Batman John: Robin Frank: Spiderman Jacob: The Joker Elizabeth: Wonder Woman Victoria: Catwoman Rick: Obama (we were going to go with Superman, but since Rick is black...it didn't really fit. So I ended up suggesting he play Obama in the style of South Park's Al Gore.) I just need some ideas to get started. Comedy is an absolute MUST. Thanks!
Oh, I forgot... In class, we decide to give each character a specific personality trait. Batman: Antisocial Robin: Gay (especially towards Batman) Spiderman: Pervert The Joker: Prankster/Class Clown Wonder Woman: Slutty Catwoman: Stuck-up Obama: Like I said...he is like South Park's Al Gore in that he wants to save the world while not having any actual superpowers.
Asking us to provide the story concept for you, especially for a school assignment, is really not appropriate.