But I was lazy and wanted to lurk. Hello, I'm Zakle, or ... sigh ... Zankles to some (please for the love of everything don't call me that, it's cursed), and I'm from a small quiet town in Kentucky. I've been writing since I was ten years old. They were terrible to me even back then and they were promptly erased from existence.
If you don't want us to use Zankles, why tell us about it in the first place? Now you've tempted the devils...
Hello! I actually don't care if someone uses it. I'm in a Discord server where my username, Zakle, was somehow made into a meme there for a short time. Someone's phone kept wanting to change my username to Zankles. It was hilarious. They still sometimes call me that.