So can I! Isle of Wight cerebral palsy author writes autobiography with his nose Thank you Josh Barry - I shall draw my own courage from yours.
It's great the both of you writing your autobiographies with your noses. Good luck. I never thought to think about it. Certainly much of your prose is more elevated in my opinion, now with the realising of your technique; this post for example took me 47 minutes. Do you have Oil of Olay as we must now say? I have Fairy Liquid on my nose.
I tried writing with my nose, but mainly I write erotica so... you know... it certainly made beating out a couple of chapters on a Saturday night a whole heap more fun. And, yeah, the Oil of Olay became a must-have. I haven't tried the fairy liquid, but I gather it's quite a thing and will go and experiment. (dammit, this was my attempt at being serious and inspirational!)
@matwoolf on this whole forum, I reckon your posts make me laugh the loudest and the longest. Nothing to apoplogise for.
You could write your autobiography on a grain of rice... On the cereal it is a nice and inspirational story, of a guy who didn't let physical limitation stop him from writing his story. Though it would be pretty hard to write with your nose. Though there are people without arms, that learn to do everything with their feet. Though shopping after them in the produce section might give you athletes banana, or some kind of strange fungus. But overall I like the OP, and it is interesting.
