Originally put together as "that guy in your MFA", converted to "that guy in your writers' group", but possibly "that guy on your writers' site"? http://www.buzzfeed.com/jaebird/19-signs-youre-that-guy-in-your-writers-worksh-bnwy?utm_term=.hj27qJ8A8#.nkpP0RoqV My favourites? I'm torn between: You "had some trouble" with my stream-of-consciousness novel? Let me guess... you've never read Ulysses. and I just need to find an agent and an editor who understand that any revision to my work will ruin its artistic integrity.