Hello, my actual name means young creature (thanks Mom) and I'm a habitual procrastinator. I always have been and always will be and I'm okay with that. I do my best work under pressure. When I was in college English class we had a five page paper due once every three weeks. We were suppose to do outlines, rough drafts, and proof readings, none of which I did. I would put off my writing until the day it was due. I would spend my five hours in-between my classes and spew out my essay. I would rush to class, always late, praying I would even get passing marks. A few days later, to my amazement, I would be told I received the highest grade in class. This is when I found out that writing just... came naturally to me. I love to draw and write. Im pretty good at both, even though I don't do either very often. I'd rather rot my brain with alcohol and videogames. I need to work on that, I guess. Maybe this place will help. I wipe ass for a living. I work in a nursing home. Sometimes I dream about myself living in a cottage in the woods doing nothing but writing on a old-fashioned type-writer with paint encrusted fingers, a cigarette in my hand and a half finished bottle of Makers Mark on the table. This brings me to another point-I have insanely vivid dreams. I used to keep a dream journal until I forgot about it. Until now. Maybe I'll start that again. I keep a pocket journal to write things down so I don't forget them. I got it on Christmas and I have written two sentences in it. My favorite fantasy series is Tad William's the Otherland. My favorite sci-fi series is Dune. My all-time favorite writer, however, is Hunter S Thompson. I think I'm done. Hello and welcome to my World.