Odd title, but seriously. Time to call myself out on this. I know most people say show, don't say. I won't say. But I definitely won't show you either. Instead I'll just leave you in a utter state of confusion. And for some reason, confusion is deemed good, because according to my incredibly scientific data, if someone sees a whole bunch of words they don't understand it is automatically a Really Really Good Story. For some reason. If you add metaphors into the pot, you are in for the Oh My God I Have No Idea What The Freak Is Going On, but My Goodness It Sounds Epic.. special. Send help. Honestly. I can't describe a room without taking up a whole page speaking in nothing but metaphors, it is apparently FORBIDDEN in my mind to go "oh yeah, this is a chair right here." It's not a chair, you fool! Why, that is a *insert 3 million metaphors, none of which allude to the item being, indeed, a chair here*! Silly billy! What were you thinking?! It's probably not a good thing when I'm playing this game I have and I am reminded of myself whenever this mysterious entity starts reciting some epic poetry and the mc is just like... What the freak.. What the freaaaakkk.... What in the heck are you talking about?! whenever he encounters said entity. But that's me. That's definitely me. But I like the way I write! The writing is generally for only my eyes, and I know what I'm talking about, but... It sucks that I can never outright say anything, like I can't make statements, I can't even say someone sat down without twisting that statement alone into some dramatic emo poetry reading, fr though. Writing dialogue is insane and impossible when you write like this, massive paragraphs, lots of lists and all the adjectives you could ever imagine. But it feels so bland to me when I don't add them! I feel genuinely ashamed if I just write "she sat down." I guess it's nice when I'm actually writing emo stuff, but, even my darkest stories have funny elements but I have no idea how to execute said elements when I'm over here being freakin' XxxEmogurl4LyfesXxxxD.. Rawr. That is the most horrific sentence I have ever wrote, but... It's true, so. Help?