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  1. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Hard-boiled noir detective, GO!
     
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  2. minstrel

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    A romance between primitive cave humans. No, wait - that's a cromance. Even more primitive would be a neandromance.

    A romance between snails? A slowmance.

    Between fireflies? A glowmance.

    Between unbaked cookies? A doughmance.

    Between enemies? A foemance.

    One that doesn't exist? A nomance.

    Between unspecified things? I suppose that would just be a mance.
     
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  3. Sclavus

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    In an alien world millions of years ago, two glowing bugs fought viciously. Slowly, the bugs are forced to work out their differences as evolution takes its toll, transforming the seemingly immortal creatures into slow ground-crawlers. As the world transforms around them, they learn to rely upon one another, allowing their love to grow as they change into indescribable creatures. After eons of change, they awake one day to find they have evolved into something human. Finally, they begin to age, but they discover fire, and the wheel, and the joy of baking together.

    At long last, these creatures fade into eternity, until...what's this? Our true hero opens eyes, ending yet another strange dream of romance that he'll never have in the mental hospital he calls home.

    A glow-foe-slow-mance-cro-nomance. Pixar's talking to Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks for the movie.
     
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    Sclavus Active Member

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    I swear my neighbors shop for furniture at Bed Bugs & Beyond.
     
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    NoGoodNobu Contributor Contributor

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    I just received a parcel in the mail from someone I don't really know.

    It's a rather nice feeling.
     
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  6. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Marckus just learned an important lesson. Don't talk shit to the
    people torturing you for information, when you can't move.
    Not a wise choice even if it is factual, they will wreck your day. :p
     
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  7. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Lying, dog-faced pony Marine Supporter Contributor

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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Public Service Announcement:​

    If you ever feel sluggish, ask if you drank water recently. That is all. (#JohnScrewsUpAgain)​
     
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    @Iain Aschendale that is pretty funny. :superlaugh:
    Unfortunately for Marckus he is stuck with
    A pro and her student. Please isn't in their
    vocab. Up side is the two are going to meet
    rather nasty ends themselves. :p
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    Some people make some weird concept videos.
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Was it a horse's head ?
     
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    Has the Unabomber been paroled?
     
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    Friday Leads to the Dark Side.jpg
     
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    Searches that have brought people to my blog this month...
    Capture5.PNG
     
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    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Contributor

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    That is awesome :D That's your new name - Dinosaur porn lady
     
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    I think you mean 'dainasur' porn lady...
    :supercry:
     
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    Trish Damned if I do and damned if I don't Contributor

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    I just can't bring myself to spell it that way. :superlaugh:
     
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    I turnt in my resume at lunch time.

    I have an interview tomorrow morning.

    I haven't felt this much anxiety since. . . I'm not really sure, actually.
     
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    No, assorted chocolates and a letter painting of my name.

    I don't know. . . has he?! Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
     
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    D&D Hardcore.jpg
     
    Cave Troll, Sep 16, 2017
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    So... I never outline any of my stories -- I literally don't know what will happen in the next scene unless my characters show me.

    ...Is this bad? Its bad, isn't it?
     
    Link the Writer, Sep 17, 2017
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  22. Homer Potvin

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    Only if your characters are writing you instead of you writing the characters. You da boss, link.
     
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    I cannot begin to count the number of successful Pantser writers :) I'm about 85% Planner myself, but I think you're good ;)
     
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    Grrsnarlwoofrawr.

    That is all.
     
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  25. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    Fucking right... to the people!
     
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