Random Thought Thread

Use the dragonballs! Hop on my back, I'll escort you to them. WE RIDE!!

 

Y'all are gonna catch something kissing that trophy...

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

It could be, but in this instance, I was commenting on the Lombardi trophy (Superbowl trophy) being walked through the line of players so they could kiss it on the way to the presentation table.*

It's cold and flu season, people!

*Also not a euphemism

 

Barbie's got a pretty big...kitty.

 

It's a genetics thing...

 

I had that barbie bedroom set! I jest not. True (and sad) story.
I was a barbie fan for many years. Even went down the aisle of the toy store and announced that I needed a man!* Also a true story.

Spoiler

*I meant that I wanted a Ken doll. By that point I had about 9 barbies, but no males.

 

A story for our time.

 

So that's your day job @Some Guy . Now we know.

 

I chew what I can.

 

I don't recall much about the dream I had last night, but I do remember that Eli Manning was the president of the United States. No idea where this shit comes from.

 

Damn. Couldn't it at least have been Peyton?

 

Or me.

Imagine an Orca whale as president.

 

You'd have to budget for some serious remodeling of the Oval Office. Still, you could deal with Putin in one, maybe two bites. Munch munch nom nom.

 

This is obviously human propaganda speared to make my kind look like the 'evil psychos' of the sea. We proud Orcas would never do this.