Random Thought Thread

I've never seen a nanny who wasn't smoking hot, usually in a girl-next-door kind of way.

 

I don't think I've ever seen a nanny who wasn't in the news for being in the employ of a high-profile politician without proper working papers.

 

^ Glad I don't have that job.

 

Some people pay extra for that.

 

Currently, I would rather be sprayed in elephant dung.

 

No shit.

 

Amazingly enough I don't...

 

Specially for @Shenanigator

 

Drive through Beverly Hills around 9:45 in the morning and you'll see plenty of them who aren't. Smart women don't hire hot nannies.

Aw, thanks, Flod! I love that mug! *runs to Amazon*

 

Why the heck are people looking for receptionists asking for people with degrees for their front of house position? I would think front of house experience would be much more valuable.

 

My characters: "John, can you please go easy on us? What have we ever done to you?"

Me:

 

"...So who's up for a trip to Disney Land?"

 

"D'you know why I pulled you over, sir?"

"No, officer, I don't."

 

Japan and their mascots.

 

In 2008 or so, the city of Nara decided they needed a mascot. They've got a Great Buddha:



and deer that live in the park in the middle of the city (who will eat your map and guidebook if you aren't careful. Aggressive little fuckers):



So what better to do than combine the two into a mascot?

The kind of mascot who makes pedobear curl up in a ball and cry, of course:



Reactions were.... mixed.

 

See, this is why I tell my students that mints and cough drops are allowed, but please no gum, McDonald's, or tabletop cooking. Have to establish clear boundaries.

 

OK. No problems with those boundaries.

What kind of floors your school has?

 

Realized that Krillin from Dragonball Z didn't have a nose. Had to make this dumb meme.