The guy just now who told me I was an evil Nazi bureaucrat who doesn't see the disabled as people My sister is a wheel chair user .... go and fuck yourself
An Amazon review of an anthology - where the reviewer summarized every other story - and then - last of all she assessed mine, and said '@MW finally, is weird or odd, and should not be in the anthology.' I rang my mother straight after, that bitch.
I love you matwoolf... seriously... touch your monitor with your plushie I'm thinking of you right now. Bitch.
Mmm *Hugz* This is the insults and hugs thread right? Cause even if it's not I can't help myself. *HUGZ*
*jokes* Being told the vampire licking blood picture I posted was too bloody. Seriously though I'm totally joking the humor was just lying there on the ground like an unthrown grenade. Please don't stake me beautiful lady in red. If you do at least do me the honor of biting me while you do.
Omg... laughing... so... HARD... GAHHHH... mat you trying to kill me with laughter? The strangers on the street gave me weird looks when my head looked up towards the heavens, the veins on my neck standing out, tears rolling down my face... laughing so loud they must think I'm being fucked by somone.
sorry to hear it Cave Troll. I think we have all been down this route. I understand it is the worst insult ever. How until you found out if you do not mind me asking ?
She told me after a few months. Came after she admitted she was not going to see her friend over in Yakima, but was driving all the way up to Canada to see this 50yr old guy. The whole thing was a mix of things and finally I couldn't bear the thought any longer.
Standing in the corner of my dungeon/kitchen with thirteen elastic bands tied around my pecker, so-called. Then, at that moment, my wife, apparently, she called out 'Minotaur,' she said, and Timothy from accounts staggered through the swing doors with the papier mache attachments secured on his head and nether regions. That's the short version, I never recovered.
No, she was all right. She just didn't like my stories. It was a lesson - for me and it - served me right. The previous contribution was from a guy I half-knew, all gushing bullshit about how I wrote pretty. Some minds are wired differently...so, you/we/I have to work with that...
Being told by my alcoholic ex bf that it was good that I had a miscarriage, as I didn't deserve to be a mother! Still hurts to think about. Good job I didn't have anything to hand at the time, otherwise I would've ended up on the wrong side of the law.
Prick is too nice of a name for him, really! As it turned out, he was cheating on me too. He also threatened to drown my friend in the sea. Lovely guy all in all!
Well, the other word then - but y'know it doesn't translate to American? Men can't be 'cunts' in the US lexicon; whereas here they always are...odd...
Cunt is still too nice. I don't think there is an appropriate name yet. Unless cuntfacearseholebastard works. What do you think?
