Is this a dating site? and why is it always raining?

I'm new, Humour me

 

Nope, not a dating sight. Fishing in the wrong puddle?

 

It's not always raining. There's a bird that follows you around piddling on your head.

 

Sir, I was merely looking for a bite, not fishing, and I thank you for the reply and you inSITE

 

you mean you can actually remember being 17? Yikes I am old

 

That's one hell of a big bird, And I'm guessing it's yellow

 

You sound very cute @Iggy B [giggles]. . I’m available but married to a contract assassin & with kids. They call me Sausage, hereabouts, honey. Speak soon [swoon]

 

It's a dottering site. Pay no mind to the raving vents and ethereal outgassing!

 

Maybe the new member meant 'dated?' I know I certainly am.

 

Yes it is. @matwoolf is our most pursued hunk of moose here.

As for the rain: Tell the blob upstairs to turn off the sink in his bathroom or you'll be forced to inflict violence upon him in subtle yet effective ways.

 

She is the only moose.

 

That's doddering with spots.

 

Aaaa - haaah haah haaaa! Now I get it, OP! Had to go back through a year or two of posts, but I totally get it!