LOL! Sorry Frost. A bad habit as that is how I pronounce mom...I mean mum.... I'll try to spell it with a 'u' instead of an 'o' from now on..
i am a stealth bikkie thief..my mum could be like 10 feet away in the lounge, and i would wait until she was engrossed in a telly show, and gradually inch my way through the house(sometimes it took me freaking ages) open the tin mm by mm take the bikkies ever so slowly and put the lid back on mm by mm, then inch my way back to my room..then stuff the bikkies into my mouth, chew as though ive not eaten in decades, wipe the crumbs from my mouth..if i was feeling cheeky id then go and make me and mum a cuppa and ask for some bikkies hehe